posted 2 years ago with 60 notes

So sometimes I wikipedia whatever I’m eating at the time (no shut up) and this time it was doritos

and I came across this special little paragraph

OMG WHY WOULD YOU EMBARRASS THE HUMAN RACE LIKE THIS IN FRONT OF ALIENS

E.T. OR KARKAT IF YOU’RE OUT THERE IM SO SORRY BECAUSE AS IT TURNS OUT PLANET EARTH IS ACTUALLY THIS RETARDED

but shit I guess our snacks ARE pretty osm tho


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    "sir what are we picking up" "it is some sort of broadcast on our moon sir" "what is it" "i dont know but i suddenly...
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    humans will be found because of doritoes
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    AND NOW WATCH AS ALIENS INVADE OUR PLANET FOR OUR DORITOS!!
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    i knew there was a reason why i loved doritos
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