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The 12 Trolls of Christmas - Kylee Henke

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This was probably my worst idea to date

I performed this on my crappy laptop mic because this was ORIGINALLY meant to be a guide for other friends to sing with as a collaboration, but it just kind of… turned into a final product, and I voiced all twelve trolls…

I… am Homestuck.

Merry Gristmas everybody!

I TRANSCRIBED THE LYRICS.

Without quirks:

The 12 Trolls of Christmas - Kylee Henke

[1ST DAY]
TEREZI: On the 1st day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/
	A scalemate hanging from the tree.
	[CACKLES]

[2ND DAY]
SOLLUX: On the 2nd day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/
	Two sets of stairs/
TEREZI: And a scalemate hanging from the tree.
	[CACKLES]

[3RD DAY]
NEPETA: On the 3rd day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/
	Three sharp claws/
SOLLUX: Two sets of stairs/
TEREZI: And a scalemate hanging from the tree.

[4TH DAY]
FEFERI: On the 4th day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/
	Four cuttlefish/
NEPETA: Three sharp claws/
SOLLUX: Two sets of stairs/
TEREZI: And a scalemate hanging from the tree.

TEREZI [SPOKEN]: Sing it, Karkat!

[5TH DAY]
KARKAT: On the 5th day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/
	FIVE FUCKASSES.
TEREZI [ASIDE]: That was beautiful.
FEFERI: Four cuttlefish/
NEPETA: Three sharp claws/
SOLLUX: Two sets of stairs/
TEREZI: And a scalemate hanging from the tree.
	[CACKLES]

[6TH DAY]
KANAYA: On the 6th day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/
	Six revving chainsaws/
KARKAT: FIVE FUCKASSES.
FEFERI: Four cuttlefish/
NEPETA: Meow meow meow/
SOLLUX: Two sets of stairs/
TEREZI: And a scalemate hanging from the tree.

TEREZI [SPOKEN]: Go Tav!

[7TH DAY]
TAVROS: On the 7th day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/
	Uh, seven paraplegics/
KANAYA: Six revving chainsaws/
KARKAT: FIVE FUCKASSES.
FEFERI: Four cuttlefish/
NEPETA: Three sharp claws/
SOLLUX: Two sets of stairs/
TEREZI: And a scalemate hanging from the tree.

[8TH DAY]
VRISKA: On the 8th day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/
	Eight spiders spinning!/
TAVROS: Seven paraplegics/
KANAYA: Six revving chainsaws/
KARKAT: FIVE FUCKASSES.
FEFERI: Glub glub glub glub glub/
NEPETA: Three sharp claws/
SOLLUX: Two sets of stairs/
TEREZI: And a scalemate hanging from the tree.

[9TH DAY]
GAMZEE: On the 9th day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/
	Nine cans of Faygo/
VRISKA: Eight spinning spiders/
TAVROS: Seven paraplegics/
KANAYA: Six revving chainsaws/
KARKAT: FIVE FUCKASSES.
FEFERI: Four cuttlefish/
NEPETA: Three sharp claws/
SOLLUX: Two sets of stairs/
TEREZI: And a scalemate hanging from the tree.
	[CACKLES]

[10TH DAY]
ERIDAN: On the 10th day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/
	Ten empty buckets/
GAMZEE: Nine cans of Faygo/
VRISKA: Eight spiders spinning/
TAVROS: Seven paraplegics/
KANAYA: Six revving chainsaws/
KARKAT: CAN WE STOP YET.
TEREZI [ASIDE]: Nope! [CACKLES]
FEFERI: Four cuttlefish/
NEPETA: Three sharp claws/
SOLLUX: Two sets of stairs/
TEREZI: And a scalemate hanging from the tree.

[11TH DAY]
ARADIABOT: On the 11th day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/
	[BEEP]
	Eleven frogs a-leaping/
ERIDAN: Ten empty... [SNIFFS] [STARTS CRYING]/
GAMZEE: Nine cans of Faygo/
VRISKA: Eight spiders spinning/
TAVROS: Seven paraplegics/
KANAYA: Six revving chainsaws/
KARKAT: TEREZI YOU SUCK.
FEFERI: Four cuttlefish/
NEPETA: Three sharp claws/
SOLLUX: Two sets of stairs/
TEREZI: And a scalemate hanging from the tree.

TEREZI [SPOKEN]: One more time!

[11TH DAY]
EQUIUS: On the 12th day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/
	Twelve rippling hoofbeasts/
ARADIABOT: Eleven frogs a-leaping/
ERIDAN: [FURTHER CRYING]
GAMZEE [SPOKEN]: Hey man, are you OK?
VRISKA [SPOKEN]: Eridan. Oh. My. God.
TAVROS [SPOKEN]: Uh, what's going on?
KANAYA [SPOKEN]: I've got this.
	[CHAINSAW SOUNDS AND ERIDAN SCREAMING]
KARKAT: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
FEFERI [SPOKEN]: Oh! Oh my glub!
NEPETA [SPOKEN]: Thank you, Kanaya!
SOLLUX [SPOKEN]: Serves the asshole right.
ALL: And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

KARKAT [SPOKEN]: FUCK YOU GUYS!

With Quirks:

The 12 Trolls of Christmas - Kylee Henke

ON TH3 F1RST D4Y OF TW3LFTH P3R1G33 MY M4T3SPR1T G4V3 TO M3
4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33
H3 H3 H3

on the 2econd day of twelfth perigee my mate2prit gave two me
two 2et2 of 2tair2
4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33
H3 H3 H3

:33 < on the third day of twelfth perig33 my matesprit gave to me
:33 < thr33 sharp claws
two 2et2 of 2tair2
4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33

On t)(e fourt)( day of Twelft)( Perigee my matesprit gave to me
Four cuttlefis)(
:33 < thr33 sharp claws
two 2et2 of 2tair2
4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33

S1NG 1T, K4RK4T!

ON THE FIFTH DAY OF TWELFTH PERIGEE MY MATESPRIT GAVE TO ME
FIVE FUCKASSES.
TH4T W4S B34UT1FUL
Four cuttlefis)(
:33 < thr33 sharp claws
two 2et2 of 2tair2
4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33
H3 H3 H3

On The Sixth Day Of Twelfth Perigee My Matesprit Gave To Me
Six Revving Chainsaws
FIVE FUCKASSES.
Four cuttlefis)(
:33 < meow meow meow
two 2et2 of 2tair2
4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33

GO T4V!

oN THE SEVENTH DAY OF TWELFTH PERIGEE, mY MATESPRIT GAVE TO ME,
uHH,, SEVEN PARAPLEGICS
Six Revving Chainsaws
FIVE FUCKASSES.
Four cuttlefis)(
:33 < thr33 sharp claws
two 2et2 of 2tair2
4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33

On the 8th day of Twelfth Perigee my m8sprit gave to me
8 spiders spinning!
sEVEN PARAPLEGICS
Six Revving Chainsaws
FIVE FUCKASSES.
Glub glub glub glub glub
:33 < thr33 sharp claws
two 2et2 of 2tair2
4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33

On ThE nInTh DaY oF tWeLfTh PeRiGeE mY mAtEsPrIt GaVe To Me
NiNe CaNs Of FaYgO
8 spinning spiders
sEVEN PARAPLEGICS
Six Revving Chainsaws
FIVE FUCKASSES.
Four cuttlefis)(
:33 < thr33 sharp claws
two 2et2 of 2tair2
4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33
H3 H3 H3

on the tenth day of twwelfth perigee my matesprit gavve to me
ten empty buckets
NiNe CaNs Of FaYgO
8 spiders spinning
sEVEN PARAPLEGICS
Six Revving Chainsaws
CAN WE STOP YET.
NOP3! H3 H3 H3
Four cuttlefis)(
:33 < thr33 sharp claws
two 2et2 of 2tair2
4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33

0n the eleventh day 0f twelfth perigee my matesprit gave t0 me
[BEEP]
eleven fr0gs a-leaping
ten empty... [SNIFFS] [STARTS CRYING]
NiNe CaNs Of FaYgO
8 spiders spinning
sEVEN PARAPLEGICS
Six Revving Chainsaws
TEREZI YOU SUCK.
Four cuttlefis)(
:33 < thr33 sharp claws
two 2et2 of 2tair2
4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33

ON3 MOR3 T1M3!

D --> On the twelfth day of twelfth perigee my matesprit gave to me
D --> Twelve RIPPLING hoofbeasts
eleven fr0gs a-leaping
[FURTHER CRYING]
HeY mAn, ArE yOu Ok?
Eridan. Oh. My. God.
uHH, WHAT'S GOING ON?
I Have Got This
[CHAINSAW SOUNDS AND ERIDAN SCREAMING]
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
O)(! O)( my glub!
:33 < thank you, kanaya!
2erve2 the a22hole right
ALL: And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

FUCK YOU GUYS!

Reblogging because some kind souls transcribed the lyrics for me in their entirety because I was too lazy

and you fixed my mortifying typo too!

I love you for this chu chu <3