The 12 Trolls of Christmas - Kylee Henke
Album art by Wee
This was probably my worst idea to date
I performed this on my crappy laptop mic because this was ORIGINALLY meant to be a guide for other friends to sing with as a collaboration, but it just kind of… turned into a final product, and I voiced all twelve trolls…
I… am Homestuck.
Merry Gristmas everybody!
I TRANSCRIBED THE LYRICS.
Without quirks:
The 12 Trolls of Christmas - Kylee Henke [1ST DAY] TEREZI: On the 1st day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/ A scalemate hanging from the tree. [CACKLES] [2ND DAY] SOLLUX: On the 2nd day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/ Two sets of stairs/ TEREZI: And a scalemate hanging from the tree. [CACKLES] [3RD DAY] NEPETA: On the 3rd day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/ Three sharp claws/ SOLLUX: Two sets of stairs/ TEREZI: And a scalemate hanging from the tree. [4TH DAY] FEFERI: On the 4th day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/ Four cuttlefish/ NEPETA: Three sharp claws/ SOLLUX: Two sets of stairs/ TEREZI: And a scalemate hanging from the tree. TEREZI [SPOKEN]: Sing it, Karkat! [5TH DAY] KARKAT: On the 5th day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/ FIVE FUCKASSES. TEREZI [ASIDE]: That was beautiful. FEFERI: Four cuttlefish/ NEPETA: Three sharp claws/ SOLLUX: Two sets of stairs/ TEREZI: And a scalemate hanging from the tree. [CACKLES] [6TH DAY] KANAYA: On the 6th day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/ Six revving chainsaws/ KARKAT: FIVE FUCKASSES. FEFERI: Four cuttlefish/ NEPETA: Meow meow meow/ SOLLUX: Two sets of stairs/ TEREZI: And a scalemate hanging from the tree. TEREZI [SPOKEN]: Go Tav! [7TH DAY] TAVROS: On the 7th day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/ Uh, seven paraplegics/ KANAYA: Six revving chainsaws/ KARKAT: FIVE FUCKASSES. FEFERI: Four cuttlefish/ NEPETA: Three sharp claws/ SOLLUX: Two sets of stairs/ TEREZI: And a scalemate hanging from the tree. [8TH DAY] VRISKA: On the 8th day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/ Eight spiders spinning!/ TAVROS: Seven paraplegics/ KANAYA: Six revving chainsaws/ KARKAT: FIVE FUCKASSES. FEFERI: Glub glub glub glub glub/ NEPETA: Three sharp claws/ SOLLUX: Two sets of stairs/ TEREZI: And a scalemate hanging from the tree. [9TH DAY] GAMZEE: On the 9th day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/ Nine cans of Faygo/ VRISKA: Eight spinning spiders/ TAVROS: Seven paraplegics/ KANAYA: Six revving chainsaws/ KARKAT: FIVE FUCKASSES. FEFERI: Four cuttlefish/ NEPETA: Three sharp claws/ SOLLUX: Two sets of stairs/ TEREZI: And a scalemate hanging from the tree. [CACKLES] [10TH DAY] ERIDAN: On the 10th day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/ Ten empty buckets/ GAMZEE: Nine cans of Faygo/ VRISKA: Eight spiders spinning/ TAVROS: Seven paraplegics/ KANAYA: Six revving chainsaws/ KARKAT: CAN WE STOP YET. TEREZI [ASIDE]: Nope! [CACKLES] FEFERI: Four cuttlefish/ NEPETA: Three sharp claws/ SOLLUX: Two sets of stairs/ TEREZI: And a scalemate hanging from the tree. [11TH DAY] ARADIABOT: On the 11th day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/ [BEEP] Eleven frogs a-leaping/ ERIDAN: Ten empty... [SNIFFS] [STARTS CRYING]/ GAMZEE: Nine cans of Faygo/ VRISKA: Eight spiders spinning/ TAVROS: Seven paraplegics/ KANAYA: Six revving chainsaws/ KARKAT: TEREZI YOU SUCK. FEFERI: Four cuttlefish/ NEPETA: Three sharp claws/ SOLLUX: Two sets of stairs/ TEREZI: And a scalemate hanging from the tree. TEREZI [SPOKEN]: One more time! [11TH DAY] EQUIUS: On the 12th day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me/ Twelve rippling hoofbeasts/ ARADIABOT: Eleven frogs a-leaping/ ERIDAN: [FURTHER CRYING] GAMZEE [SPOKEN]: Hey man, are you OK? VRISKA [SPOKEN]: Eridan. Oh. My. God. TAVROS [SPOKEN]: Uh, what's going on? KANAYA [SPOKEN]: I've got this. [CHAINSAW SOUNDS AND ERIDAN SCREAMING] KARKAT: SHUT THE FUCK UP. FEFERI [SPOKEN]: Oh! Oh my glub! NEPETA [SPOKEN]: Thank you, Kanaya! SOLLUX [SPOKEN]: Serves the asshole right. ALL: And a scalemate hanging from the tree! KARKAT [SPOKEN]: FUCK YOU GUYS!With Quirks:
The 12 Trolls of Christmas - Kylee Henke ON TH3 F1RST D4Y OF TW3LFTH P3R1G33 MY M4T3SPR1T G4V3 TO M3 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33 H3 H3 H3 on the 2econd day of twelfth perigee my mate2prit gave two me two 2et2 of 2tair2 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33 H3 H3 H3 :33 < on the third day of twelfth perig33 my matesprit gave to me :33 < thr33 sharp claws two 2et2 of 2tair2 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33 On t)(e fourt)( day of Twelft)( Perigee my matesprit gave to me Four cuttlefis)( :33 < thr33 sharp claws two 2et2 of 2tair2 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33 S1NG 1T, K4RK4T! ON THE FIFTH DAY OF TWELFTH PERIGEE MY MATESPRIT GAVE TO ME FIVE FUCKASSES. TH4T W4S B34UT1FUL Four cuttlefis)( :33 < thr33 sharp claws two 2et2 of 2tair2 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33 H3 H3 H3 On The Sixth Day Of Twelfth Perigee My Matesprit Gave To Me Six Revving Chainsaws FIVE FUCKASSES. Four cuttlefis)( :33 < meow meow meow two 2et2 of 2tair2 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33 GO T4V! oN THE SEVENTH DAY OF TWELFTH PERIGEE, mY MATESPRIT GAVE TO ME, uHH,, SEVEN PARAPLEGICS Six Revving Chainsaws FIVE FUCKASSES. Four cuttlefis)( :33 < thr33 sharp claws two 2et2 of 2tair2 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33 On the 8th day of Twelfth Perigee my m8sprit gave to me 8 spiders spinning! sEVEN PARAPLEGICS Six Revving Chainsaws FIVE FUCKASSES. Glub glub glub glub glub :33 < thr33 sharp claws two 2et2 of 2tair2 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33 On ThE nInTh DaY oF tWeLfTh PeRiGeE mY mAtEsPrIt GaVe To Me NiNe CaNs Of FaYgO 8 spinning spiders sEVEN PARAPLEGICS Six Revving Chainsaws FIVE FUCKASSES. Four cuttlefis)( :33 < thr33 sharp claws two 2et2 of 2tair2 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33 H3 H3 H3 on the tenth day of twwelfth perigee my matesprit gavve to me ten empty buckets NiNe CaNs Of FaYgO 8 spiders spinning sEVEN PARAPLEGICS Six Revving Chainsaws CAN WE STOP YET. NOP3! H3 H3 H3 Four cuttlefis)( :33 < thr33 sharp claws two 2et2 of 2tair2 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33 0n the eleventh day 0f twelfth perigee my matesprit gave t0 me [BEEP] eleven fr0gs a-leaping ten empty... [SNIFFS] [STARTS CRYING] NiNe CaNs Of FaYgO 8 spiders spinning sEVEN PARAPLEGICS Six Revving Chainsaws TEREZI YOU SUCK. Four cuttlefis)( :33 < thr33 sharp claws two 2et2 of 2tair2 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33 ON3 MOR3 T1M3! D --> On the twelfth day of twelfth perigee my matesprit gave to me D --> Twelve RIPPLING hoofbeasts eleven fr0gs a-leaping [FURTHER CRYING] HeY mAn, ArE yOu Ok? Eridan. Oh. My. God. uHH, WHAT'S GOING ON? I Have Got This [CHAINSAW SOUNDS AND ERIDAN SCREAMING] SHUT THE FUCK UP. O)(! O)( my glub! :33 < thank you, kanaya! 2erve2 the a22hole right ALL: And a scalemate hanging from the tree! FUCK YOU GUYS!
Reblogging because some kind souls transcribed the lyrics for me in their entirety because I was too lazy
and you fixed my mortifying typo too!
I love you for this chu chu <3
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Alien traditions can be reblogged whenever I frigging want. Karkat killed me.
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the trolls?! THEY ARE ALL AMAZING
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GUYS GUYS LISTEN TO THIS MAGNIFICENT BASTARD AND KARKAT’S PART KILLED ME FKMDSGJSDGKSDJGKDJGKDSKG AND ERIDAN SWEET JESUS...
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Oh my gawd, Karkat and Terezi! XD The Trolls are 12 amazing dumbasses…
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Fuck yeah bringin this back. FFIIIVVEE FUCKASSSEEEEEAAASS
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hahahahahaha! I can’t breathe!!!! XD
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…This is wonderful. So, the trolls in order: 1. Terezi; 2. Sollux; 3. Nepeta; 4. Feferi; 5. Karkat; 6. Kanaya; 7....
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