I STILL LIVE
how does it feel to be a legend
what’s funny is this is the first time I have ever felt this united with the entirety of tumblr
for once, finally, we all agree on something: that dashcon sucks ass.
go to the dashcon tag or the dashcon tumblr dude
holy christ just when you think this whole dashcon fiasco can’t get any worse the shit whirlwind just keeps gaining momentum
so now instead of offering refunds on ANYTHING like PROFESSIONALS the staff is just giving the people who bought tickets to the cancelled WTNV live reading a handful of first-come first-serve seats at events they didn’t pay for, a CHANCE to win a crappy raffle prize and an extra hour in the half-deflated kiddie pool ball pit?
can we talk about how I’m the polar opposite of stealthy
so I was trying to sneak around undetected because we have some people over at my house that I don’t know that well/have nothing in common with so I am just trying to stay hidden like the socially awkward hobgoblin that I am
I tiptoe past the bathroom door and a belt loop on my shorts gets -hooked- on the -door handle- causing me to simultaneously fall over and SLAM the door against the frame, dangling by my pants for a split second before the belt loop ripped in half and I tumbled to the goddamn floor
I cannot make this shit up